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  • Apr. 24th, 2008 at 3:48 PM
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Is it exceptionally gauche to be standing in a gay men's bar holding a balloon vagina? As in, a vagina made out of balloons.

Like a balloon animal. Except, you know, a vagina.

Gauche?

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[info]karmadrome wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 08:20 pm (UTC)
I can't help but think that would be like bringing a chocolate covered meat cleaver to a furry convention. Yes, it would probably be a bit tacky, but...compared to the ambient tackiness, it'd be really hard to tell.
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[info]bluegargantua wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 09:00 pm (UTC)

I think gay's would see it as a challenge.

later
Tom
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[info]agent_hush wrote:
Apr. 24th, 2008 11:45 pm (UTC)
Is it gauche? only if you have a giant balloon penis penetrating the balloon vagina. That is enough to get you burned at the stake, celebrating the breeder lifestyle in such a way.
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[info]mikecap wrote:
Apr. 25th, 2008 03:53 pm (UTC)
A woman at the show walked off with the penis balloon... fate did not allow for our intercourse.
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[info]agent_hush wrote:
Apr. 25th, 2008 05:30 pm (UTC)
That is a true shame.
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[info]brainiac69 wrote:
Apr. 25th, 2008 12:53 pm (UTC)
yes, if by 'gauche', you mean 'awesome'.
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[info]mikecap wrote:
Apr. 25th, 2008 03:52 pm (UTC)
Which do you think is most appropriate:

Vagiloon?
Bagina?
Baginaloon?
Vagball?
Ballvag?
Vagoooon??
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[info]brainiac69 wrote:
Apr. 25th, 2008 08:16 pm (UTC)
*break*

Vagiloon or Vagoooon are really the closest to the, uh, essence of what you're going for. :-)
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[info]mikecap wrote:
Apr. 25th, 2008 09:14 pm (UTC)
You can't actually get Vagiloon without a prescription. Ask your doctor about Vagiloon. Men who want to keep their dicks should not use Vagiloon. A small percentage of people experienced the following side effects: gigantism, nausea, hair loss, eyebrow combustion, and alien abduction.

I kind of like Ballvag. Ballvag seems like a product that has a theme song like "The Clapper".

VAG ON. VAG OFF. VAG ON, VAG OFF - THE BALLVAG!
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[info]dharleenk wrote:
Apr. 25th, 2008 03:45 pm (UTC)
heheh. FUN! it would be better if the balloon vag was a companion to this puppet vagina:
(NSFW!)
http://www.afterellen.com/blog/sarahwarn/celesbian-interviews-nina-hartley
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[info]mikecap wrote:
Apr. 25th, 2008 03:57 pm (UTC)
The other night I was at a burlesque/vaudeville/magic/sideshow in the Fortune Cookie Cabaret room at Lucky Cheng's transvestite Chinese restaurant in the East Village. Acts included card tricks, blockhead stunts, jiggly girls, and the dominatrix balloon twistings of Madame B.

Yes, fun indeed, for the whole perverted family!
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[info]msbutterpecan wrote:
Apr. 27th, 2008 02:51 am (UTC)
"It's like the counter at the deli exploded."

LOL

LOL for real.
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